980 SHAMPOO

mix tapwater + salt + sugar

it will taste like shampoo

the answer?

since 2020 everything is

conserved with formaldehyde,

instead of the usual ascorbic acid (c-vitamin)

it is not mentioned in the table of contents

on the back of the package

everything is a lie

theres now "vegan" orange juice,

what could be more silly?

simple, its made with nanorobots

in huge factories without real sunlight

they are aiming to put a

dyson sphere around the sun

no one will notice ever

wonder about all those "food / chip shortages"?

simple, mars is already colonized,

they are flying things there

with cheap 1000$ drones

there are 36 different snake poisons

in all tapwater and bottled water and lakes

they are incased in nanoparticles so

hard to find even with a microscope

open your eyes

if youre a snakeoil salesman and

versed in black magic,

get involved in bitcoin

get enough to afford flying to mars

bribe enough people so you can

escape the CBDC coming soon globally

at higher conciousness levels you

can be at 100 places at once

just need to be a good liar

Va?